“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not – for my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Merry Christmas, you will.”

“In a galaxy far, far away, Christmas cheer brings light to even the darkest days.”

“Do or do not, there is no try. Have a merry Christmas, you must.”

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering… and less Christmas joy.”

“Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose, including the stress of the holiday season.”

“The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But embrace the present, you can, with a joyful Christmas spirit.”

“When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. Merry Christmas, may the Force be with you.”

“In a Christmas tree, find joy you will.”

“Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things in the holiday season.”

“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is. Merry Christmas, young Padawan.”

“Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. But a Merry Christmas you can always have.”

“Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not – for small gifts can bring great joy.”

“Wars not make one great, but peace and goodwill towards all in this Christmas season can.”

“Feel Christmas, your mind must. Around you, its spirit flows.”

“Let go of your attachments to material things this Christmas, and find true happiness in love and compassion.”

“Do not assume anything, always ask Santa questions you must.”

“The greatest teacher, failure is. But also is it a lesson in humility, and self-improvement during the holidays.”

“Named must your fear be, before banish it, you can. Name it, ‘Stressmas’ you should not.”

“Patience you must have, my young Padawan, for Christmas gifts will come to those who wait.”

“Do. Or do not. There is no gift-giving with an attitude of indifference.”

“Christmas is not this day alone, it is our beliefs and actions throughout the year.”

“Luminous beings we are, not this crude Christmas sweater.”

“May the Force be with you always, and may the Christmas spirit guide you during this festive season.”