“After 25 years, you’ve finally stopped pretending to like each other. Congrats on the silver anniversary!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the 25th anniversary, all you need is a club and a spade.”

“Congratulations on surviving 25 years of each other’s quirks and weird habits. Here’s to 25 more years of putting up with each other!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Happy 25th anniversary!”

“Twenty-five years of wedded bliss? I hope you found at least five of those years blissful!”

“Congratulations on an umpire-proof 25 years! May your silver anniversary be filled with love, laughter, and less contentious decisions.”

“They say marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right. And that person is usually the woman. Happy silver anniversary!”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Congrats on 25 years of discovering each other’s idiosyncrasies!”

“Cheers to 25 years of love, laughter, and not killing each other! Happy silver wedding anniversary!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. Congratulations on surviving for 25 years!”

“Here’s to 25 years of surviving each other’s snoring, bad habits, and selective hearing. Cheers to your silver anniversary!”

“Marriage: where love is blind and the referees are deaf. Happy 25th anniversary, you two!”

“Congratulations on 25 years without parole! I mean, with love and devotion. Happy silver wedding anniversary!”

“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride. And I must say, you’ve been on one wild ride for 25 years! Happy anniversary!”

“You two are living proof that soulmates do exist. Just look at how well you hide your crazy after 25 years! Congratulations on your silver wedding anniversary!”

“25 years of marriage is truly impressive. It’s like winning a never-ending game of ‘Guess Who?’ Congratulations!”

“May your silver anniversary be as fantastic as a well-packed dishwasher. Cheers to 25 years of wedded bliss!”

“Congratulations on 25 years of marriage. That’s 9,125 days of not killing each other—quite an accomplishment!”

“Happy 25th anniversary! They say the key to a successful marriage is a sense of humor, so keep laughing and pretending to listen!”

“After 25 years of marriage, you two must be experts at pretending to listen. Cheers to silver wedding anniversary!”

“Congratulations on 25 years of enduring each other’s bad jokes and garbled punchlines. Here’s to many more laughs!”

“Here’s to 25 years of marriage and finally achieving the perfect balance between love and exasperation!”

“Congratulations on surviving 25 years of each other’s strange and questionable fashion choices. Here’s to another 25 years of fabulous taste!”

“If they can make it for 25 years, I have hope that love lasts longer than my last iTunes download. Congratulations on your silver anniversary!”

“Cheers to 25 years of tolerating each other’s morning breath and navigating the battle for bathroom time. Happy wedding anniversary!”

“25 years of wedded bliss, or as some may call it, a little bit of heaven with a slice of hell on the side. Happy silver anniversary!”

“Here’s to 25 years of happily pretending to know what your spouse is talking about. Cheers to your silver wedding anniversary!”

“Congratulations on reaching 25 years of marriage! That’s like 175 in dog years. May your silver anniversary be filled with joy and wagging tails!”