QUITTING QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not a quitter, but I’m also not a fan of wasting my time.” – Unknown

“Quitting is like trying to spell ‘impossible’ with an ‘i’.” – Unknown

“Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a thousand times!” – Mark Twain

“Quitting is just another way of remaining consistent… consistently lazy!” – Unknown

“I’m not quitting, I’m just boldly redirecting my energy.” – Unknown

“Quitting is for rookies, I’m here to conquer.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, quit and try something easier.” – Unknown

“Quitting is my superpower, I can do it in a heartbeat!” – Unknown

“I don’t quit when I’m tired, I quit when I’m hungry.” – Unknown

“Quitting is like asking a fish to climb a tree.” – Albert Einstein

“Quitters never win, but neither do those who never start.” – Unknown

“Quitting is a temporary break from greatness.” – Unknown

“I’m not quitting, I’m just choosing a new opportunity to fail at.” – Unknown

“Quitting is the shortcut to mediocrity, and I refuse to settle for that.” – Unknown

“I didn’t quit, I just found a better way to fail.” – Unknown

“Quitting is like hitting the rewind button on progress, and I prefer forward motion.” – Unknown

“Quitting is the dance of those who lack perseverance.” – Unknown

“I’m quitting quitting, it’s a vicious cycle.” – Unknown

“Quitting is for those who lack imagination and resilience.” – Unknown

“I’m not quitting, I’m just choosing an alternative ending.” – Unknown

“Quitting is like taking a detour instead of staying on the highway to success.” – Unknown

“If quitting were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal.” – Unknown

“Quitting is for amateurs, I’m in it for the long haul.” – Unknown

“I’m not quitting, I’m just changing the game plan.” – Unknown

“Quitting is like hitting the snooze button on ambition, and I’m ready to wake up.” – Unknown