IRONIC POSITIVE QUOTES

“Behind every successful man, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.” – Bob Brown

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“I haven’t failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“I find it ironic that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Success is not the absence of failure; it’s the persistence through failure.” – Aisha Tyler

“I can’t afford to hate people. I don’t have that kind of time.” – Bob Ross

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Ben Franklin

“I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks.” – Belle of the Boulevard

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.” – Steven Wright

“I’m not against work. I just figure, why deprive somebody who really loves it?” – Dolly Parton

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it even with my eyes closed.” – Anonymous

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“I believe in low lights and trick mirrors.” – Andy Warhol

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” – Albert Einstein

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.” – Henry Ford

“Live every day like it’s your last and one day you’ll be right.” – Frank Sinatra

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Anonymous