“Family: where life begins and love never ends.”

“In our family, love is spelled T-I-M-E.”

“Family: the ones who drive you crazy and keep you sane at the same time.”

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.”

“Having a child is like getting a tattoo… on your face. You better be committed.”

“I love how in my family, we’re all crazy and nobody gets left out.”

“A family that laughs together, stays together.”

“Family: the only ones who will always be there through thick and thin, just like your waistline.”

“Family: where life begins and love never ends… and laundry never stops either.”

“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”

“If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.”

“The best thing about being part of a big family is you never run out of people to blame.”

“In our family, we don’t hide the crazy. We put it on display and celebrate it.”

“A family is a little universe of craziness that makes you feel special and loved.”

“Behind every great child is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up.”

“There’s nothing like a mother’s hug to make everything better…except a sibling’s wedgie.”

“Family: the one place where you never have to worry about holding back your farts.”

“The best kind of noise is the sound of laughter coming from your family.”

“If you can’t annoy someone in your family, then you’re not really family.”

“Home is where your family is… and where the WiFi connects automatically!”

“In our family, we believe in the three F’s: food, fun, and forgiveness.”

“Family: where annoying each other is a way to show love.”