FUNNY GRADUATION DAY QUOTES

“Graduation: a time when you get to stop asking your teachers for permission and start asking them for LinkedIn recommendations.” – Unknown

“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” – Dr. Seuss

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” – Doug Larson

“Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning of a new chapter full of homework called life.” – Unknown

“Graduation is the perfect time to reflect on how far you’ve come and realize you still haven’t figured out what you want to do with your life.” – Unknown

“Graduation: the moment when you realize that all your hard work paid off – just in time for the real world to make you start all over again.” – Unknown

“Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” – Zig Ziglar

“We do not remember days, we remember moments.” – Cesare Pavese

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“You have to dance like nobody’s watching, and love like it’s never going to hurt.” – Unknown

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Follow your passion. It will lead you to your purpose.” – Oprah Winfrey

“Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t turn out… just take another shot.” – Unknown

“You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” – Dr. Seuss

“The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.” – Unknown

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“Remember, nobody gets to the top of the mountain without falling on their face a few times.” – Unknown

“Just remember, every single person you meet knows something you don’t; learn from them.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Only a true genius will learn from their own mistakes. The rest of us must learn from the mistakes of others.” – Unknown

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“You’re never too old to learn something stupid.” – Unknown

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.” – Albert Einstein