“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!” – Unknown

“The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my boss after the office party!” – Unknown

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year…well, most of the time…sometimes…never mind, I’ll buy my own presents!” – Unknown

“I can’t wait to eat, drink, and be merry…at my desk, during work hours, because it’s the holiday season!” – Unknown

“Office holiday parties: where coworkers become karaoke stars and bosses become anonymous gift givers.” – Unknown

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer at work is to send out an office-wide email with funny cat memes!” – Unknown

“All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop using the office microwave to reheat their fish leftovers.” – Unknown

“The best present you can give your coworkers is forgiveness for their terrible Secret Santa gifts.” – Unknown

“If Santa is watching us all year, does that explain why we have to do performance reviews?” – Unknown

“Christmas at work: where everyone suddenly becomes an expert on how to decorate a tree.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying the elf on the shelf at work is creepy, but if it suddenly starts reporting to HR, I’m out!” – Unknown

“The office Christmas party: the only time of year when alcohol-fueled dancing on the copier is somehow considered ‘team building’.” – Unknown

“The only ‘jingle bells’ I’m hearing at work are the sound of my co-worker’s annoying laugh!” – Unknown

“The true meaning of Christmas at work: trying not to offend anyone while still enjoying the free holiday snacks.” – Unknown

“If you think your job is hard, just remember Santa Claus hires and manages a team of millions!” – Unknown

“Christmas spirit at work: pretending to like your colleagues’ homemade fruitcake, one slice at a time.” – Unknown

“The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls at the office are!” – Unknown

“If you think opening presents is exciting, try opening an email from HR during the holidays!” – Unknown

“Office cooler talk during the holidays: arguing over which Christmas movie is the best…and who put the empty milk carton back in there.” – Unknown

“I’m making a New Year’s resolution to stop pretending I’m working during the week between Christmas and New Year’s.” – Unknown

“The office Secret Santa gift exchange: where you get a gift you’ll never use from someone you barely know…but hey, it’s the thought that counts!” – Unknown

“If Santa comes to the office party, does that mean we can ask for a promotion instead of presents?” – Unknown