“Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!” – Joey Tribbiani

“The Holiday Armadillo has arrived!” – Ross Geller

“I want you to come over, and I want you to bring everyone you know. And I want it to be loud, and I want it to be crowded, and I want it to be hot!” – Monica Geller

“Christmas is not about presents, it’s about family.” – Rachel Green

“Hey, I think I got you too much.” – Chandler Bing

“Christmas? I can’t even afford a vowel.” – Phoebe Buffay

“Christmas time is here, and Christmas time is all about billboards, right?” – Ross Geller

“I’m sorry, but I’m not getting you a Christmas present. You’re a grown man, you can buy yourself all the comic books you want!” – Monica Geller

“Santa’s on his way, and he’s bringing a bar of soap.” – Phoebe Buffay

“From now on, I’m hanging out with people who can afford their Christmas trees!” – Rachel Green

“The one with the Christmas party is the happiest one of all.” – Monica Geller

“God bless us, every one.” – Joey Tribbiani (in a Scrooge impersonation)

“Christmas is a time to be with the people you love, and I just realized how much I miss all of you.” – Chandler Bing

“You guys, Santa Claus is coming to town!” – Phoebe Buffay

“Fa la la la la, la la la Chandler!” – Ross Geller

“You know, I can’t help but wonder if Santa’s actually a woman.” – Rachel Green

“Christmas is the time when you feel like telling the people you care about how much they mean to you.” – Chandler Bing

“Christmas is the time to tell someone you love them…” – Ross Geller

“Forget jingling bells, just get me jingling keys!” – Phoebe Buffay

“It’s like you have this magic bag of presents that never empties! Except, instead of presents, it’s just full of lies.” – Monica Geller

“Christmas just brings out the best in people. Usually, their credit card statements.” – Rachel Green