“I’m not perky.”

“I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.”

“I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.”

“I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sadist.”

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

“My smile is just a mask for the darkness within.”

“Death is a natural part of life. Embrace the darkness and live it to the fullest.”

“I don’t want to fit in, I want to stand out.”

“Why be a princess when you can be a queen of darkness?”

“I find beauty in the darkest corners of the world.”

“Creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky. That’s the kind of girl I am.”

“Darkness is my ally, it tells me the truth.”

“Surround yourself with darkness and you’ll never be disappointed.”

“It’s not Halloween unless you’re scaring the living daylights out of someone.”

“I have a black belt in keeping people away.”

“Normal people scare me.”

“If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong.”

“I don’t have dreams, I have nightmares.”

“The only thing I believe in is the power of darkness.”

“Sometimes, the scariest monsters are the ones within us.”

“I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.”

“Goth is not just a style, it’s a lifestyle.”

“I am too dark for the light and too light for the dark.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I need a villain by my side.”

“I don’t need sunshine to shine, I have my darkness.”

“Normal is boring. Embrace your weirdness.”

“I don’t have to be happy to be fabulous.”

“I’m not strange, I’m unique.”

“I don’t run from darkness, I embrace it.”

“I’m Wednesday Addams, the queen of all things weird and wonderful.”