ABOUT FRIENDS QUOTES FUNNY

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.” – David Mamet

“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, you know what I mean!” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.” – Unknown

“We will be friends until we are old and senile. Then we will be new friends.” – Unknown

“I’m grateful for those rare, genuine, and hilarious friends who make every moment worth celebrating.” – Unknown

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“Who needs superheroes when you have best friends!” – Unknown

“Friends are like rainbows, always there to brighten your day after a storm.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis